merlsemrys:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

Is this guardians of the galaxy

merlsemrys:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

Is this guardians of the galaxy

(Source: looo-ch, via runnerknittergeek)

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via pagingme)

santas-sex-slave:

Getting a sleeve done 

image

(via jonnyathan)

ricktimus:

Neil deGrasse Tyson is not impressed with all your sexism.

(via runnerknittergeek)

galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

(via robert-downey-jesus)

baiovevo:

FIVE YEARS HE WAITED FIVE YEARS

(via robert-downey-jesus)

bbcatemysoul:

martinfreeman:

martinfreeman:

i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?

can the science side of tumblr expalin this

because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING

(via robert-downey-jesus)

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

(via memewhore)